gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

(via that-whovian-nerdfighter)


davestrjder:

gooblypeixes:

For those of you who missed it, I managed to fit 10 entire chicks in my bra.

MEGAN OH MY GOD

(via nickloveslamp)


thefrogman:

The first casualty of the buyout. 

thefrogman:

The first casualty of the buyout. 

(via never-fear)


nshrlcok:

kitsunegoddess:

All right gonna write my otp, let’s do this fuckers

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Fucking nailed it

This is by far my favorite post of all time

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christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

(via 3nterthepandorica)


Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

(via eaterevans)


familyfriendlyurl:

like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people

(via nohetero)




coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

(via nohetero)




asexual-not-a-sexual:

I was looking at military valor medals, and couldn’t help but think how cool they were. So I decided to make a set of medals to identify the various orientations. (I could make a remark about how each person, regardless of orientation, has their own “valor,” but I’ll refrain from being that corny.)

Just a side note: If you think labels and classifications are stupid, unimportant, or silly, that’s your business. However it’s important to respect those who still choose to classify themselves. Likewise, it’s important to respect those who choose not to classify. It’s all good, whatever you choose to do. Yeah~ 

(Actual size is 20x24”, and larger files can be sent for print and educational purposes [for free]. Contact me for more info.)

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